How you vex me so.
Using you I feel eco friendly down to my big toe.
You seem oh so convienent at the time,
To wipe up spills of food and wine .
But then the wash occurs,
And then I see why this is a difficult choice for restauranteurs.
The Stains! Oh the Stains!
I feel I should abstain due to all the damn stains.
Buy dark napkins, one could say,
Alas those wrinkles will still come out to play.
I know I could iron, this is true.
But for now I will just keep them out of view.
In a closet, out of sight,
With only this silly poem and pic proclaiming their plight.
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